This is more of a “For the Record” post.  I was doing some Internet research (I Googled myself) and I saw that some of my tweets had been added to websites that collect tweets on various topics, so I figured I would create a short record of my thoughts for 2014 in the form of tweets, that’s what this is.  I spend more time sending things to Twitter than reading through tweets, but when I did, these are some others that got my attention.  They largely reflect my mood at the time.  Some of the tweets I booked marked are just not appropriate to republish though they probably made me laugh at the time.  Based on tweets, I think it is fair to characterize 2014 as A Year of Smartassery and Repentance, which oddly enough sounds like it could be an unpublished work of Jane Austen.  I know what you’re thinking, ‘did he just reference Jane Austen, yep, gay!’  Hey! whatever, it’s funny!  This may be my last post of the year that required zero thought, so I am going to get it up tonight before the parade of life changing wisdom you anxiously await, begins to flow from my pen in the weeks ahead.  In regards to my own tweets, some of them I remember exactly where I was and why I tweeted and other had me scratching my head thinking “did I really say that.”  So here they are:

TWEETS BY ME
Sometimes God’s blessing will be exactly what we’ve always wanted but we miss it because it does not appear the way we’ve always imagined
Do you ever miss someone then have a dream about her with great conversation, lots of laughing & you awaken glad! Yep it happens #ThanksGod

Happiness is the best cosmetic!

#God gave us a heart and mind together. A heart alone will lead you astray, but a discerning mind will lead a heart to lasting joy and #love

Dear Lord, please don’t let me say anything stupid. Amen! #praying

FYI, putting the word Christmas in a song does not make it a Christmas song. #JesusistheReasonfortheSeason

The number one rule about Pie Club is don’t talk about Pie Club.

The great thing about the rain today is that I saved $20 for my weekly carwash. That is like $40-$60 a year in weather related savings!

The frequency and amount of time you spend praying is a good indicator of whether God plays a primary or secondary role in your life #bible

Final score makes domers appear closer than they were #BeatTheIrish @ USC Colosium http://instagram.com/p/wANxVdiF9Y/

Prayer gives eyes to your faith. There is a direct correlation between how much you pray and how much you trust God. #Bible #prayer #tcot

Yup, this is how I sleep now: “I was asleep but my heart was awake… my sister, my darling,…my perfect one” http://bible.com/100/sng.5.2.nasb …

I noticed some folks follow me on LISTS. Lists include BestTweets, TopThinker, StupidandUgly, Jackass and Sarcastic. Glad to be noticed #Luke6:26

QUESTION: when saying grace, does residual grace carryover to leftovers? Is there a grace period? What about chili? So many questions…

If you’re driving thru McDonalds at 1AM, it’s a pretty good indicator you’ve made bad decisions leading to that moment #blah #feelingsick

Yes! Love without expectation of return RT @wheatonbible: One way we reflect God to humanity is by loving people who are hard to love

Any time you start a sentence “this might be the booze talking, but…” Just stop talking, you’ll be glad later.

Happy Birthday Dad! It’s only been a month but I know it’s not going to be the same without you. I love you. I hope you’re in a good place

Was talking to a gal at the gym. After I answered her question she replies “Aww, how sad.” I was being honest, didn’t realize it was sad.

Ready for the final night of Harvest 2014. This place is packed. Over 7000 commitments to Christ so far #HarvestSoCal

Sidewalk Prophets were off the hook, unchained, tight… Praise God at http://Harvest.org #harvestsocal

There is nothing more exhilarating than hearing your girl talk to God about you. So humbling, I am totally not worthy, thank you Lord! Please let me be a blessing to her!

Jesus believed in a global flood (Matt 24). I think it takes a special kind of arrogance to tell Jesus He’s wrong #worldview #AIG

Great week for SoCal, first the Cup then RT @FoxNews: BREAKING: Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw throws no-hitter against Colorado Rockies

We did it we did it!!!! RT @SportsCenter: KINGS WIN THE STANLEY CUP! Alec Martinez is the hero in (cont) http://tl.gd/nder6b

Need suggestions for science fiction? Just tweet about the absurdity of evolution and trolls will tweet book titles at you. #worldview

Of all religions I find evolution most perplexing. It cant explain the past, offers no future hope yet has tenacious evangelists #worldview

Source of information is evolutions biggest issue. You can equivocate about process but origination is an insurmountable problem #worldview

When you’re quoting Hitler to support evolution and you still don’t realize you’re wrong, I probably can’t help you #worldview

Thermodynamics proved the universe is contingent and not eternal pointing us to God, so man created SETI and the multiverse #worldview

If you believe life’s an accident, you’re likely to see life as meaningless, but if life’s designed, purpose becomes a quest #worldview

God gave us a mind & His Word because the heart alone cant be trusted: “The heart is more deceitful than all else…” http://bible.com/100/JER17.9

There is nothing more important about you than what you think about God – that determines values, choices, actions and character #worldview

The difference between confidence and arrogance: an arrogant man can’t be taught but a confident man will engage and test his beliefs

In the context of American civil religion, the Bergdahl press conference in the White House Rose garden is tantamount to blasphemy

Had a dream all bad food I ate popped out of my chest like alien. It hurt but I was looking good, well other than the hole in my chest

At this point, it would be irresponsible to not assume everything coming from the White House is a lie #Benghazi #FastandFurious #ObamaCare

When I heard 200 Federal Agents descended on the Bunny Ranch in NV, I figured it was just Obama pumping money into the economy #BundyRanch

Eric Holder is right, he and Obama are treated different. White guys would be fired and impeached. #Benghazi #IRS #NSA #FastandFurious #AffirmativeActionPresident

Well this is an interesting development. I heard the phone ringing and I just realized for the first time that I hoped it was her.

Im amused Christie played the Obama I Didn’t Know card. It worked for Benghazi, NSA, IRS, F&F and Obamacare, it should work for traffic

I’ve observed that when my phone “Droids” me 3 times in a row or more, it means I’ve pissed someone off. So far 5 Droids is my record

TWEETS BY OTHERS
Johnny Jobs: I’m only going to this leadership meeting to count all the goatees.

RedEye: “Call me old fashioned but a woman’s place is in database architecture. Let’s leave coding to the men” #quoteoftheday

Johnny Jobs: Inclusion just jumped the shark, we just scheduled Take Your Lesbian Adopted Daughter to Work Day.

Beth Moore: One reason holy passion dies down through time is that people cease being willing to face and defeat the fears the next adventure riles up.

Johnny Jobs: Thanks for sending chicken soup but when I said I was sick I meant at freestyle battle raps.

Dagwood Bumstead: If your wife asks for an AR-15 for Christmas…… make sure you get her a nice one….

Johnny Jobs A new study finds a link between workplace shoulder messages and creepy assholes.

Lindsey Clark: Ouch. Why is it that nearly all of my favorite drinks are on this list? http://www.thedailymeal.com/8-unhealthiest-hot-starbucks-drinks-slideshow …

Johnny Jobs: I could listen to IT interview candidates for 15 minutes and it wouldn’t be clear to me they are actually trying to hire someone.